Sunday, November 28, 2004
"G"
i didn't have time to go out and buy batteries, holiday traffic was bad, accidents everywhere, rain, rain, rain. so i thought forget it. i'll get batteries later.
as i was gathering up my toys to play with before going to sleep, i was regretting not having batteries for "G". i briefly thought about taking the bullet's batteries out, then thought, noooo, that was NOT what i wanted to do. then, it hit me! the remote controls! i had at least four remote controls, three that i was not using. they all had batteries.
the first remote was for the satellite dish that i had dissconnected. but it had AAA batteries and were too small. the second remote had AA batteries and were the correct size. ah hah! now, it was time to play. the AA's fit "G" and i turned "him" on.
i think the ad for "G" was misleading. i was really expecting a thumping vibration when turned on high. all i got was a slightly stronger hmmmmm than the hmm when turned on low. well, i guess i would just have to make do. i turned on both vibrators and prepared for more stress relief.
i got it. when "G" and the bullet are used together, MAJOR stress relief. i could get used to this, not sure about the strawberry smell of "G", but i could get used to the stress relief. thank you sex toy parties. by the way, i've got another invitation to a sex toy party. i wonder what i can buy at that one :>
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i didn't have time to go out and buy batteries, holiday traffic was bad, accidents everywhere, rain, rain, rain. so i thought forget it. i'll get batteries later.
as i was gathering up my toys to play with before going to sleep, i was regretting not having batteries for "G". i briefly thought about taking the bullet's batteries out, then thought, noooo, that was NOT what i wanted to do. then, it hit me! the remote controls! i had at least four remote controls, three that i was not using. they all had batteries.
the first remote was for the satellite dish that i had dissconnected. but it had AAA batteries and were too small. the second remote had AA batteries and were the correct size. ah hah! now, it was time to play. the AA's fit "G" and i turned "him" on.
i think the ad for "G" was misleading. i was really expecting a thumping vibration when turned on high. all i got was a slightly stronger hmmmmm than the hmm when turned on low. well, i guess i would just have to make do. i turned on both vibrators and prepared for more stress relief.
i got it. when "G" and the bullet are used together, MAJOR stress relief. i could get used to this, not sure about the strawberry smell of "G", but i could get used to the stress relief. thank you sex toy parties. by the way, i've got another invitation to a sex toy party. i wonder what i can buy at that one :>
Saturday, November 27, 2004
New Sex Toy
i love these sex toy parties. i was invited to one the other week. of course what i wanted had to be sent by mail. the reps usually carry stock with them, but what i wanted had to be ordered. and yesterday my new toy came in the mail.
this is the toy of toys, guaranteed to hit your G-spot everytime. it's called the "ribbed G" and the ad reads "bring a whole new dimension of pleasure to G-spot excitement. features an enlarged penis head with an exquisite curve that makes hitting that special spot 'oh so nice'. enjoy powerful vibrations located close to the top of the shaft that provide out-of-this world orgasims. also enjoy a series of amazingly erotic ridges." all of this to the tune of $33.00 plus tax. what the ad didn't say was it has the scent of strawberries in it. i didn't know that, but when i opened the package the scent just billows out. i thought, hmmm, interesting.
well, of course, i couldn't find any batteries, and i wasn't going to rob the "bullet" of it's batteries because i planned to use both toys at the same time. so i decided to forget the batteries for "G" and see what happened.
now according to the directions the "G" should be washed with an antibacterial soap after each use. i thought it would be prudent to wash "G" before play also. the directions also recommended that the product would be enjoyed most when used with a personal lubricant such as revelation or slippery stuff that is sold by the company. since i don't have a problem with self lubrication, i didn't bother buying the company's lubricants. after getting my toys ready and slipping into a sexy black nitegown, i turned the lites out and got ready for the orgasims of orgasims.
the "bullet" is a great little toy for foreplay. it can be adjusted to a very low humming vibrate to a blow your brains out thumper. the "bullet" is only about 3 1/2 inches long and can raise you right out of the bed, lol. i especially love to start out with the bullet on my nipples. if i put it on maximum vibrate, it's almost like a little electrical shock to the tips of the nipples. major turn on and instant wetness! i spend a lot of time stimulating my nipples. i get some great climaxes with nipple stimulation, hence, the self-lubrication. i did try the bullet with my guy friend. his nipples are extremely sensitive and it is uncomfortable for him. but when he put the bullet inside me, then put his penis in me, THAT was a very interesting time, for both of us. albeit a very short time, lol. whoops, i'm digressing, on with "G".
so, the bullet has me ready and lubricated. "G", without batteries, was inserted into my vagina very easily. the head of "G" is bent with the head pointing up toward the belly button, kind of looks like the number 7. the shaft is pliable and gives a little to pressure. i like that, i don't care for vibrators that don't "bend", very uncomfortable, especially when you are clamping down in a major orgasim. i moved "G" around a little to find the "right" spot. then i turned on the bullet. if you've never played with a bullet, you really need to try one out. those little devils have a mind of their own. they KNOW where to go and all on their own! i decided to go ahead and turn the bullet on to "mind blower". i was needing some MAJOR stress relief. "G" is inside me touching the g-spot, i think, and bullet was going to town. did i have the orgasims or orgasims? no...but i did have a great orgasim.
i'm not dissappointed. it was great stress relief. i think i'm going to go buy batteries today for "G". i'll let you know, dear reader, how it went with the batteries.
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i love these sex toy parties. i was invited to one the other week. of course what i wanted had to be sent by mail. the reps usually carry stock with them, but what i wanted had to be ordered. and yesterday my new toy came in the mail.
this is the toy of toys, guaranteed to hit your G-spot everytime. it's called the "ribbed G" and the ad reads "bring a whole new dimension of pleasure to G-spot excitement. features an enlarged penis head with an exquisite curve that makes hitting that special spot 'oh so nice'. enjoy powerful vibrations located close to the top of the shaft that provide out-of-this world orgasims. also enjoy a series of amazingly erotic ridges." all of this to the tune of $33.00 plus tax. what the ad didn't say was it has the scent of strawberries in it. i didn't know that, but when i opened the package the scent just billows out. i thought, hmmm, interesting.
well, of course, i couldn't find any batteries, and i wasn't going to rob the "bullet" of it's batteries because i planned to use both toys at the same time. so i decided to forget the batteries for "G" and see what happened.
now according to the directions the "G" should be washed with an antibacterial soap after each use. i thought it would be prudent to wash "G" before play also. the directions also recommended that the product would be enjoyed most when used with a personal lubricant such as revelation or slippery stuff that is sold by the company. since i don't have a problem with self lubrication, i didn't bother buying the company's lubricants. after getting my toys ready and slipping into a sexy black nitegown, i turned the lites out and got ready for the orgasims of orgasims.
the "bullet" is a great little toy for foreplay. it can be adjusted to a very low humming vibrate to a blow your brains out thumper. the "bullet" is only about 3 1/2 inches long and can raise you right out of the bed, lol. i especially love to start out with the bullet on my nipples. if i put it on maximum vibrate, it's almost like a little electrical shock to the tips of the nipples. major turn on and instant wetness! i spend a lot of time stimulating my nipples. i get some great climaxes with nipple stimulation, hence, the self-lubrication. i did try the bullet with my guy friend. his nipples are extremely sensitive and it is uncomfortable for him. but when he put the bullet inside me, then put his penis in me, THAT was a very interesting time, for both of us. albeit a very short time, lol. whoops, i'm digressing, on with "G".
so, the bullet has me ready and lubricated. "G", without batteries, was inserted into my vagina very easily. the head of "G" is bent with the head pointing up toward the belly button, kind of looks like the number 7. the shaft is pliable and gives a little to pressure. i like that, i don't care for vibrators that don't "bend", very uncomfortable, especially when you are clamping down in a major orgasim. i moved "G" around a little to find the "right" spot. then i turned on the bullet. if you've never played with a bullet, you really need to try one out. those little devils have a mind of their own. they KNOW where to go and all on their own! i decided to go ahead and turn the bullet on to "mind blower". i was needing some MAJOR stress relief. "G" is inside me touching the g-spot, i think, and bullet was going to town. did i have the orgasims or orgasims? no...but i did have a great orgasim.
i'm not dissappointed. it was great stress relief. i think i'm going to go buy batteries today for "G". i'll let you know, dear reader, how it went with the batteries.
It Has Been A Crazy Time
it has certainly been a long time since i posted here last. i've been in a relationship that has been a roller coaster ride. my guy friend has had a a lot of turmoil in his life that bled over into my life. needless to say, it has been a "jerry springer opera". i've hoped that he & i would reach a point that our lives would mesh and become a calm in the storm. it isn't happening and i'm afraid it isn't going to happen. i'm really sorry to say that i'm going to have to let him go.
this is something that is very hard for me to do. i had thought he & i could carry our relationship to a higher level. at times it seemed we were there, then he drops way down into emotional lows that devastate him and gives me a headache. he & i have always maintained a friendship first, lovers second. oh yeah, the sex is great. this man knows how to push my buttons. i think that is what has kept me hoping that he can get his head out of his ass and...well, i've hoped.
it isn't easy meeting people around here. i don't go to bars to meet guys...i'm not into translating "drunkenese" or kissing ashtrays, or helping a guy walk across the parking lot. sloppy sex isn't where my head is either. i've flirted with the internet personals, met my emotional wreck that i mention above and one other guy who was a pretty interesting person. unfortunately, i didn't push that guy's buttons, but we did become friends. that has been a good choice for me.
at this point, life sucks. i work hard, devote a lot of time to my job, spend time with the grandson who's a cutie. i am told that time will bring the right person into my life. if i try to manipulate time it is going to fall back on me. i guess this is true...look how much time i've wasted with the emotional wreck because i keep "working" it. then again, where am i going to meet someone? you do NOT meet the man of your life in the produce section.
i guess it is time to step back and regroup. i've got some new toys from the sex toy party i went to. one of them is supposed to hit your G-spot and give you the orgasims of orgasims. i tried it out last nite. i think i'll post another blog about that, lol.
i'm sorry it took me so long to post to this blog, dear reader. as you can see, my life has been on a roller coaster ride. thank you for sticking with me.
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it has certainly been a long time since i posted here last. i've been in a relationship that has been a roller coaster ride. my guy friend has had a a lot of turmoil in his life that bled over into my life. needless to say, it has been a "jerry springer opera". i've hoped that he & i would reach a point that our lives would mesh and become a calm in the storm. it isn't happening and i'm afraid it isn't going to happen. i'm really sorry to say that i'm going to have to let him go.
this is something that is very hard for me to do. i had thought he & i could carry our relationship to a higher level. at times it seemed we were there, then he drops way down into emotional lows that devastate him and gives me a headache. he & i have always maintained a friendship first, lovers second. oh yeah, the sex is great. this man knows how to push my buttons. i think that is what has kept me hoping that he can get his head out of his ass and...well, i've hoped.
it isn't easy meeting people around here. i don't go to bars to meet guys...i'm not into translating "drunkenese" or kissing ashtrays, or helping a guy walk across the parking lot. sloppy sex isn't where my head is either. i've flirted with the internet personals, met my emotional wreck that i mention above and one other guy who was a pretty interesting person. unfortunately, i didn't push that guy's buttons, but we did become friends. that has been a good choice for me.
at this point, life sucks. i work hard, devote a lot of time to my job, spend time with the grandson who's a cutie. i am told that time will bring the right person into my life. if i try to manipulate time it is going to fall back on me. i guess this is true...look how much time i've wasted with the emotional wreck because i keep "working" it. then again, where am i going to meet someone? you do NOT meet the man of your life in the produce section.
i guess it is time to step back and regroup. i've got some new toys from the sex toy party i went to. one of them is supposed to hit your G-spot and give you the orgasims of orgasims. i tried it out last nite. i think i'll post another blog about that, lol.
i'm sorry it took me so long to post to this blog, dear reader. as you can see, my life has been on a roller coaster ride. thank you for sticking with me.
