Friday, April 09, 2004
You Never Know Where
They Will Turn Up
i guess i've heard it all. vibrators have been around for ever, they come in all shapes, sizes, and even colors. they are hand held, battery operated, and some even have a remote control.
NOW! there is the "vibe rider" for all those motorcylce enthusiasts who want to give their woman the ride of her life. this awesome little gadget is synchronized to the RPM's of the motorcyle, the faster the bike goes, the faster the vibe rider pulses.
it is installed inside the passenger's end of the bike seat. it has a remote control that the driver can control with just a flip of the finger, or by holding down for more "vibration".
this handy little gadget can be found at www.viberider.com for those bike enthusiasts who want their woman panting with lust by the time the bike ride is over.
hmmm, i'm ususally hot and ready after a bike ride, i can just imagine how i would feel after having a throbbing vibrator between my legs while riding on the back of a motorcycle. i doubt we would make it home, lol
Comments-[ comments.]
They Will Turn Up
i guess i've heard it all. vibrators have been around for ever, they come in all shapes, sizes, and even colors. they are hand held, battery operated, and some even have a remote control.
NOW! there is the "vibe rider" for all those motorcylce enthusiasts who want to give their woman the ride of her life. this awesome little gadget is synchronized to the RPM's of the motorcyle, the faster the bike goes, the faster the vibe rider pulses.
it is installed inside the passenger's end of the bike seat. it has a remote control that the driver can control with just a flip of the finger, or by holding down for more "vibration".
this handy little gadget can be found at www.viberider.com for those bike enthusiasts who want their woman panting with lust by the time the bike ride is over.
hmmm, i'm ususally hot and ready after a bike ride, i can just imagine how i would feel after having a throbbing vibrator between my legs while riding on the back of a motorcycle. i doubt we would make it home, lol
Monday, April 05, 2004
First it was Mother's Little Helper,
Now there's Man's Little Helper
i'm laughing as i write this...back in the fifties women were considered helpless and unable to "handle" things, everything was referred to as "hysteria". so, the good doctor would prescribe the little woman Valium which was called "mother's little helper". there are even songs about it, lol it was the drug of choice for mothers as their teenagers became more rebellious and mother just couldn't "deal" with it.
today woman roars. the only women i've known to use valium were in their late 60's, early 70's...leftovers from the 1950's.
now it is man's turn to need a little doctor's care. here in the 21st century adult diabetes is more rampant with the overeating habits, fast food junkies, and just general bad health habits. then there are those who have been injured which affects certain parts of the bodies.
no worry! the good doctor has come up with the 21st century miracle drug...VIAGRA! i've known a couple of guys who use the wonder drug. the first guy i met was a viagra junkie! this was a few years ago. he lived for his viagra and didn't keep girlfriends very long. the man was a menace to the female society. i tried dating the little feller, he WAS a little guy. i believe the viagra had something to with his weight loss, he burned it off, lol. he may have been a small man, but when it came to a hard dick, yeah baby! but the damn thing never would go down! the few times we had sex he never climaxed. i'm sorry guys, but that is just part of the sex thing. i expect it and get slightly perturbed when you don't climax. anyway, back to the little man, he never climaxed. he was in for the long haul. it was just go, go, go, and never stop. he even carried a lunch box and cigarettes in case he got hungry or needed a smoke. the man just wouldn't quit. i am surprised he didn't wear his heart out!
now, men, there comes a point when a woman just runs out of juice. it's kind of hard for me to run dry, but this man drained me. as i said, we only dated for a short time. i had to put a stop to this. he was hard on women. then lucky for him, a tough little lady clipped his wings, made him get off the viagra, put some weight on him, and he appears to be happy.
then my next experience with viagra wasn't too long ago. it was nice, he didn't abuse his viagra, he took it due to health reasons, which was good. i enjoyed the experience and certainly the hard dick, lol. but, as it turned out, we were just not meant to be. so, we remain good friends and he is willing to let me borrow the little blue pill for an old friend.
my friend has an injury that has damaged the nerves in his back. which in turns makes it hard to get a hard on. he's able if the woman does all the work, but you know, you can only do a blow job for so long, then the jaw starts to hurt. i've been suggesting he try the viagra for several months. it IS very nice being with him, we do have a lot of fun...
so, my friend is going to try Man's Little Helper, i told him to block out at least five hours...this should be fun! i'll keep you posted when we get to play with the viagra and let you know how it turned out.
Comments-[ comments.]
Now there's Man's Little Helper
i'm laughing as i write this...back in the fifties women were considered helpless and unable to "handle" things, everything was referred to as "hysteria". so, the good doctor would prescribe the little woman Valium which was called "mother's little helper". there are even songs about it, lol it was the drug of choice for mothers as their teenagers became more rebellious and mother just couldn't "deal" with it.
today woman roars. the only women i've known to use valium were in their late 60's, early 70's...leftovers from the 1950's.
now it is man's turn to need a little doctor's care. here in the 21st century adult diabetes is more rampant with the overeating habits, fast food junkies, and just general bad health habits. then there are those who have been injured which affects certain parts of the bodies.
no worry! the good doctor has come up with the 21st century miracle drug...VIAGRA! i've known a couple of guys who use the wonder drug. the first guy i met was a viagra junkie! this was a few years ago. he lived for his viagra and didn't keep girlfriends very long. the man was a menace to the female society. i tried dating the little feller, he WAS a little guy. i believe the viagra had something to with his weight loss, he burned it off, lol. he may have been a small man, but when it came to a hard dick, yeah baby! but the damn thing never would go down! the few times we had sex he never climaxed. i'm sorry guys, but that is just part of the sex thing. i expect it and get slightly perturbed when you don't climax. anyway, back to the little man, he never climaxed. he was in for the long haul. it was just go, go, go, and never stop. he even carried a lunch box and cigarettes in case he got hungry or needed a smoke. the man just wouldn't quit. i am surprised he didn't wear his heart out!
now, men, there comes a point when a woman just runs out of juice. it's kind of hard for me to run dry, but this man drained me. as i said, we only dated for a short time. i had to put a stop to this. he was hard on women. then lucky for him, a tough little lady clipped his wings, made him get off the viagra, put some weight on him, and he appears to be happy.
then my next experience with viagra wasn't too long ago. it was nice, he didn't abuse his viagra, he took it due to health reasons, which was good. i enjoyed the experience and certainly the hard dick, lol. but, as it turned out, we were just not meant to be. so, we remain good friends and he is willing to let me borrow the little blue pill for an old friend.
my friend has an injury that has damaged the nerves in his back. which in turns makes it hard to get a hard on. he's able if the woman does all the work, but you know, you can only do a blow job for so long, then the jaw starts to hurt. i've been suggesting he try the viagra for several months. it IS very nice being with him, we do have a lot of fun...
so, my friend is going to try Man's Little Helper, i told him to block out at least five hours...this should be fun! i'll keep you posted when we get to play with the viagra and let you know how it turned out.
